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[–] 22 points 4 months ago (4 children)

That's a terrible deal even in 2026 dollars, but $19.95 in the 80s is over $70 now. If you or someone you know are struggling to look like an ass for less than $70, please DM me. I can achieve similar results at half the cost.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Lol, like you could get the cut just right for those high kicks.

    You need a master ninja to come up with that shit.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)

    Honestly, that's the exact kind of marketing that I'd expect to work well with the brand.

    The commercial could be about the ceremonial process of making the shorts in feudal Japanese tradition, especially including a part where one person throws regular jeans at a blindfolded person with a sword who cuts them midair into the perfect jorts.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Reminds me of Lt. Dangle on Reno 911 cutting his uniform pants into shorts so he could "move like a cheetah"

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    I saw an interview with the actor for him, and he said it was hard getting used to his penis sticking out the end of his shorts, but he managed.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Another deeply closeted biggot: Norris sucks.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs here on lemny. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    I'm pretty sure I've noticed thigh highs are more lemmy style :p

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Check out them gams!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Found my next gonewild inspo

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    lemmy user

    Adult Size

    Yeah, jf they got Adult Size +++....

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  • Boots? Fucking boots in this weather?

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