Shit they have to send a team of agents to fix this immediately

I have no problem with this. Carry on.

This is preposterous! Now the techbros have started worshipping fictional characters on their digital platforms! Know that only one cosmic entity is worthy of being adorned - the almighty Ç̵̛͔͛ť̵͈h̴̜̪̃̎ũ̴̹͗l̵̥̒̀h̵͓͕̓͒u̴̬̎. He makes me build great web apps without AI.

Where do you see the word "fiction" on the page https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-565?

I mean they are, but you shouldn't be using google

You can’t prove they’re not… 👻

I Google searched how many times Pete Alonso got hit by a pitch yesterday. There was a thread on Reddit and I needed to refresh my recollection which year he got dinged a bunch. I ended up searching the same query three times for the year 2024 (which ended up being the wrong year, was looking for 2023) and getting three different answers, none of which accurately stating how many times he'd actually been hit by a pitch in 2023. I thought a simple fact would be an easy one.

So AI got something right?

When did Orson Welles first narrate War of the Worlds on the radio? 1938? And we haven't learned anything from that?

I need someone to dereference that initialism.

In general, it's a really great idea to be like journos and dereference initialisms on first use if they can be at all novel or ambiguous.