A wild-eyed, balding man with white hair on the side proclaims, "NEVER AGAIN WILL I ALLY MYSELF WITH APES! THEY ARE TOO UNPREDICTABLE -- TOO DIFFICULT TO CONTROL! BUT PORPOISES! THEIR INTELLIGENCE IS ALMOST THE EQUAL OF MAN'S --"

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[–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    So you're saying that those particular cetaceans are suitable for your... porpoises?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I'd say they're smarter - never heard of them having a problem with files of someone named Epstein.

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