A wild-eyed, balding man with white hair on the side proclaims, "NEVER AGAIN WILL I ALLY MYSELF WITH APES! THEY ARE TOO UNPREDICTABLE -- TOO DIFFICULT TO CONTROL! BUT PORPOISES! THEIR INTELLIGENCE IS ALMOST THE EQUAL OF MAN'S --"
But I don’t know what to do about those tossed salad and scrambled eggs!