Asking for a friend.

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[–] 25 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    No, Oliver Tree was taken from us instead :(

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    We need a national alert to go out. I won’t even mind being woken up for it.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    First thing i check for every morning.

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    [–] 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Sorry buddy. We got one more year of this left.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Uh. I have bad news for you….

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, don't worry. We'll 25th Trump once Vance doesn't have to count his promotion towards term limits. Hope you're ready for up to ten years of Vance!

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    He’s such a shit stain. And yet I’d rather have him 100 out of 100 times over trump, because he doesn’t have the ability insane personality cult. Nobody’s going to fly Vance flags or wear Vance hats. Sure, he’ll continue to destroy the country and any hope of a good life for the bottom 99%, but at least I won’t see constant reminders when I leave the house.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I think you're a couple hours early

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Im putting my bets on October 13. If there's a god let it happen on October 13, it'd be so funny

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    I predicted the middle of the night right before his birthday. Sadly, I was wrong

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