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weird to me that people will see a picture of a pretty woman and you want her to step on you. I'd much rather a pretty woman gives me a kiss! if she stepped on me i think i'd yell like Tom and Jerry

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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Why did I read this in Columbo's voice

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    We can all* agree that we want a person we find attractive to place some of their skin in contact with some of our skin. Beyond that, don't sweat the details!

    * I phrased this as inclusively as I possibly could but sorry aromantic asexuals, you might not be included.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'm extremely sexual, but I don't like others touching any of my skin.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Easier to imagine a pretty woman wanting to hurt me than imagine one wanting to kiss me.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    In my admittedly limited experience, women willing to kiss a guy are still often going to be reluctant to do something that they think might hurt that guy, even if the guy insists otherwise.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Honestly same but with guys. Guys that are too keen on hurting a woman are obviously bad, but then they can go the other direction and not be willing to do something even if the woman is a very willing participant.

    Not saying I blame them, it's just a consequence of our society's general issues with consent.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I’m armchair Freuding a bit, but I think that’s one of the reasons “Femdom” type pornos seem to be enjoyed by some men.

    Like I totally get wanting a woman to take control. But the “femdom” stuff online tends to be degarding, straight up mean. (Which some people like and is okay, but it’s more mainstream than I’d imagine).

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I think it's much more that people sexually like exaggerations of what theyre into and sexual power play is a fairly common fantasy. There's little difference between Masoch's Venus in Furs and James's 50 Shades series

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I dunno if you want this.

    But just gonna say I felt this way for a decade or so. A very lonely decade where my only relationship was short lasted and one sided.

    But honestly now looking back it kinda feels dumb I looked at myself that way. I’m literally too disabled to work (which I thought would make it impossible to date). And I have this wonderful partner who loves me more than anything, to the point it can be kinda annoying like she’s obsessed with me.

    (Sorry if this comes off as a brag, don’t mean it too, just wanna say what can feel hopeless might change).

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Who says she can't both step on me and give me a kiss?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    How's it feel to be one with evil?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Don’t you know they can’t make you forget you’re the man

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Thanks, Norm.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    The funny thing is I'd prefer the stepping, and not in a sexual way. My back always hurts and a good walk across my back is always bliss.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I want both

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'd like her to penetrate one ball with her stilettos.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I had a bit of a late awakening with all these things so I kind of understand the poster

    by late I mean even over 21

    I'm kind of autistic though if that means anything, probably on the spectrum

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