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[–] 79 points 4 months ago (15 children)

Same goes for this comic image:

Why not pick up the boy, who is not suppose to be on the tracks, instead of destroying a perfectly good train?

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago (12 children)

    Would have accelerated the boy too fast

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  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Acceleration doesn't seem to matter 90% of the time in superhero universes. Also, if there was enough time to slow the train down there was enough time to get the kid off the tracks safely.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    You're probably right so lets fill that train with Nazis and now your writing problem is solved.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    So you're saying Superman put, or lured, the boy there in the first place, to give him plausible deniability for intentionally make nazi puree? I'm not sure he'd have waited for an excuse...

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Seeing how the train engineer is just fine and not flying out of the train, the train didn’t violently decelerate. Meaning that the train stopped over a long distance and thus Superman had enough time to just move the kid next to the rails without high acceleration.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I'm imagining superman stands there and leaves a superman shaped hole in the train, obliterating the driver and anyone else near the front, as the rest of the train sheers free and sends shrapnel at full speed to shred the kid to pieces.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I’m sure the deceleration of the people on the train was healthy.

    I’m guessing in this particular comic the train was some kind of empty runaway train. Just to avoid raising such concerns. Even then, it seems like there would have been a less destructive way of stopping this thing. Like maybe flying into the train and pulling some kind of brake.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)

    Yeah, somebody should make a movie about how people would hate someone like this.

    And then turn it into a romantic comedy by half of its duration, for no good reason...

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago

    The villainous behavior of Superman has been well documented

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I don't think he was trying to find which one was Spidey, just trying to cause chaos so that Spidey would show up, wherever he is?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    No. Harry gave up Peters name to Doc. So he wanted looking for Pete.

    Harry yells to doc "Don't hurt him!!". Next screen Octy yeets a car at him. 😂

    https://youtu.be/0pF64vPsepQ

    Comments are on my side! Woooo!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Ah, I got mixed up, it's been a while. He was specifically looking for Peter, but didn't know Peter was Spidey. You're right, inexcusably dumb move, there's no way it would have worked.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    "We're sorry, but acts of otherworldly beings is not covered in your policy..."

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Wasn’t there like a Superman-is-a-dick meme trope going for a while?

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