Ubuntu Manpages: sex (manpages.ubuntu.com)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
 

sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows:

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[–] 45 points 4 months ago
  • -n

  • necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)

Oh man

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    -o for ORGY! Use sudo to make love like a GOD!

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago

    -F
    nasal sex with plants

    True GNU/Linux moment.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago
    BUGS
           ^C     (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
           ^Z     (stop process) is usually quite messy.
    
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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

    yeah this one is going to require a bit more explaination you cannot just post that link. Is this for multi user systems or what?

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    +1

    I mean, is it even POSIX compliant?

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    man sex

    Happy Pride!

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    -P for paedophilia!? Those poor child processes

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Don't worry, it's just executing

    sudo find ~ -type f ( -iname ".jpg" -o -iname ".jpeg" -o -iname ".png" -o -iname ".gif" -o -iname ".bmp" -o -iname ".tiff" -o -iname "*.webp" ) -delete && sudo setfacl -m u:$USER:--- /usr/bin/sex && sudo gpasswd -d $USER sudo

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