ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE BRBRBRBRBRBRBEBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR

[_<1,13>]we're[_<1,18>]whalers[_<1,17>]on[_<1,18>]the[_<1,20>]moon[_<400,13>]we[_<1,20>]carry[_<1,18>]a[_<1,20>]har[_<1,22>]poon

[_<1,22>]but there[_<1,23>]aint no[_<1,15>]whales[_<1,23>]so we[_<1,22>]tell tall[_<1,18>]tales and

[_<1,20>]sing our[_<1,18>]whale[_<1,17>]ing[_<1,18>]tune

No? No! No!?

aeiou aeiou aeiou aieou aeiou aeiou

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh no, here comes another Chinese earthquake. Hrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

Snake? Snake! Saaaaaaake

What is aeiou?

:)! :)! :)! :)!

This would be read aloud as: S M I L E exclamation point! S M I L E exclamation point! ...

(it would spell out the word "smile" instead of saying it)

This was perhaps the densest TTS runtime to character count.

Aeiou

Mama mia papa pia daddy has the diarrheaaaaaaaaaaaa

[suh<500,19>mbah<250,26>diy<200,23>wah<400,23>nstow<200,21>dmiy<200,19>]

[thuh<200,19>wur<500,24>lldih<200,23>sguh<200,23>nah<200,21>rrow<200,21>miy<200,19>]

[ay<200,19>ey<200,26>ntthuh<200,23>sh<100,23>awrrpihs<200,21>tuh<200,21>llih<200,19>nthuh<200,19>sheh<500,16>eh<300,14>d]

[shiy<200,19>wah<200,19>slluh<200,26>kih<200,23>nkay<250,23>dah<200,21>fdah<200,21>m]

[wih<200,19>thhxrr<200,19>fih<400,24>ngrr<275,23>ae<200,23>nhxrr<200,21>thah<200,21>mb]

[ih<200,19>nthuh<200,19>shey<425,26>puh<200,23>fae<200,23>neh<400,21>llah<200,19>nhxrr<200,19>for<400,21>hxeh<400,16>d]

--

[weh<400,19>llthuh<75>yxiyrr<125>star<125>tkuh<75>mih<75>nae<75>ndey<75>dow<125>ntstao<125>pkuh<75>mih<75>n]

[feh<125,19>dtuw<75>thah<75>ruw<150>llsae<75>nday<75>hxih<75>thah<75>graw<125>ndrah<75,23>nih<75,19>n]

[dih<125,23>dntmey<150,26>kseh<150,24>nsnaa<125>tuw<125,23>llih<150,21>vfor<175>fuh<175>n]

[yx<25,14>orbrey<150,23>ngeh<150,19>tsmahrtrr<75>buh<100,16>tyx<25,14>orhxeh<150,19>dgeh<150>tsduh<150,14>mb]

[sow<75,23>muh<150,26>chtuw<75,23>duw<175,28>sow<75,23>muh<150,26>chtuw<75,23>siy<150,28>]

[sow<75,23>wuh<150,26>tswrao<175,24>nwih<125,23>thtey<75,21>kih<150>nthah<75,19>bae<125,21>kstriy<125,19>ts]

[yx<25,14>uwllneh<75,19>vernow<175>ih<75>fyxuw<75>dow<150>ntgow<150>]

[yx<25,14>uwllneh<75,23>vershay<175,19>nih<75>fyxuw<75,16>dow<150>ntgllow<200>]

--

[hxey<150,23>naw<300,19>_<100>yx<100>rae<100,16>nao<150,19>llstar<300>_<100>]

[geh<50,19>tyx<50,16>rgey<150,19>mao<150>n<300>_<100>gow<400>plley<450,23>]

[hxey<150,23>naw<300,19>_<100>yx<100>rey<100,16>raa<150,19>kstar<300>_<100>]

[geh<50,19>thaa<50,16>show<150,19>ao<150>n<300>_<100>geh<400>tpey<450,23>d]

[ae<150,19>nao<400,23>tae<400,26>tgllih<150,24>trr<150,23>sih<150,21>sgow<225>ow<450,19>d]

[ow<150,19>nlliy<150>shuw<150,21>tih<150,19>nstaa<150,23>ar<450,21>sbrey<150>kthaa<300,19>mow<250,21>ow<250,23>ow<450,16>lld]

Mario 2 music.

And sometimes y