Why does a toaster need to know what day it is??

Installing ads

"When you just want to toast your bread but you decided to buy a smart toaster for absolutely no good reason."

https://web.archive.org/web/20200122142424/https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-near-future-tale-of-refugees-and-sinister-iot-appliances/

Well if talky toaster taught me anything I'm going to need a 14 lb lump hammer.

Toaster Nightmares in 1987: Falling into a bathtub full of water, malevolent firefighter clowns, & forks.

Toaster Nightmares in 2026: Being bricked by a software update.

And it's still worse than this toaster from the 60s.

Should be returned to the store at about 10,000kph

But can it toast a Jesus on the bread?

Neat! Soon our toasters will be planning genocide all on their own!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibOkPx_Ej30