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[–] 52 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I mean you could have jacked off easily years ago, but kudos for the commitment. That nut must have sent you to space

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Need to get at least a decent pump going to look at myself from the mirror, for a few seconds.

    Otherwise, i need to get bigger and leaner.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Now imagine what being attractive feels like.

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