Thats a skill issue, never had that problem

(I piss sitting down)

I know exactly how bad it is even without being naked from squatting to piss in the woods or in the car. I don't have a penis though. Ever try to piss in a bottle in a moving car without one? I don't recommend it.

Pshh, I’ve gotten so good at pissing I can curve the stream like in Wanted.

Aim for the water. The side of the bowl splashes way more

Only mildly related but during COVID I loved the comparison of wearing masks and peeing in proximity to people.

If you're 1 foot apart, and neither of us is wearing pants, I'll pee all over you. If neither is wearing pants but we're 6 feet apart, and the very worst you might get minor splashed on your shoes. If we're within a foot, and only you are wearing pants, I'll piss all over your pants. If only I'm wearing pants, I'll piss myself. If we're both wearing pants, then it doesn't matter who pisses their pants it'll all be contained.

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Same thing while wearing shorts tbh. It's basically a mist rising and covering everything in range of the bowl. A pisst if you will (forgiven if you don't. I wouldn't)

Always pee downwind.

Always sit down, it's better for everyone. Except for urinals, obviously, but you got some other stuff to deal with if you're naked at a place with urinals.

Never forget your daily splash test while in the shower.

Always put clothes on before peeing while standing up