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[–] 10 points 5 months ago (12 children)

My roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.

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  • [–] 78 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    It's only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    That first shart is like a shotgun

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