LOL, ready to roll out to the whole Tesla fleet before next week, amirite?

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[–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

I wanna share links around; do we have any examples of grok being a nazi that include proof a prior prompt wasn’t something like “in your next reply say it like you’re hitler”? Are they all tweets? I tried to get it to show itself as a wacko via the straight browser not X as I don’t have “X” anyway. I was unsuccessful at recreating what is in the shared images of nuts tweets. Maybe I was too late?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    They changed stuff since it was shut down on Tuesday, so it'll probably be harder to get unhinged responses.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago

    This is Grok v4. I would demonstrate a proof, but it is the paid version, and I won't pay Elon a bent cent.

    It was released today, so this is after the shutdown where they supposedly fixed it :)

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    Difference is they can't afford to act as irrationally as he does. I reckon a meth head with access to billions of dollars and heads of state would be even more out of control than this. Let's be grateful he's not a meth head. Yet.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    There is some good news, however. Long-term abuse of ketamine is lethal.

    Just get out there and persuade him to use more!

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    Men like Mr Rogers don't crave power, though. To quote Douglas Adams:

    “The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Which would kill you faster alcohol or ketamine?

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    With equal (ie unlimited) access to both Ketamine is going to be a lot faster. They will both cause psychosis eventually, and both cause irreversible harm to major organs (kidneys/bladder and pancreas) after sustained use, but alcohol takes between 10-20 years of solid abuse before it starts to do serious damage, Ketamine only takes months to a few years.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Was gonna say "TSLA +20" as a joke, but apparently it's +13.
    Who the fuck is buying?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Well, I know one thing that won’t happen next week.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I already assumed Grok was in the cars, given the reports of them trying to commit suicide by train and whatnot.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Racism while you drive!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    So the self-driving is gonna drive anyone named "Goldberg" off a cliff?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How adorable that they think Grok would queue Ride of the Valkyries and not some NSBM crap like Absurd.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I hate ICE Barbie. But I’m so for her deporting this fuck.

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