When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

In this economy‽

I like lemons, I could fix her, or she could fix me, idk … lemons!

Sounds like the ex is sour about it

I wouldn't've been able to be on that jury. No way i'd be able to take it seriously.

47! No, wait, that's a Star Trek thing.