Cocaine.
He's like if the "van down by the river" character was in charge of microsoft
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That is the most on cocaine I’ve seen anyone be
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I'll never not be surprised at how he wasn't having a heart attack on stage.
When I was a MS employee for a couple years I saw Ballmer in person at a quarterly division meeting, and I have to admit his enthusiasm was very contagious. He was like a kid at a Pokemon convention. Never saw him sweat like this tho.
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Cocaine was a little stronger than you anticipated?
Damn Chris Farley would have done an ✨ideal✨ impersonation of this guy
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I thought Ballmer's peak was just a funny graph. I understand it a lot better now.
Made me think of this banger
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lol.NET
This is the industry now but instead of developers it's AI
dance, monkey boy
Dude have the energy of a sun, and no exec can match his energy since then.
isn't this the one he snapped(broke) his ankle when he ran out on stage and was screaming from the pain?
I think so, man was in shock and was sweating like a pig at the butchery.
WHO SAID SIT DOWNN!?!! WOOooooOoooo!!
Developers!
Should have worn a black shirt
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Back when Microsoft was evil, but still tried to make a decent product. Now they are just evil and slop. So much slop.
If I were some powerful corporate exec, I'd be paying someone whose job it was to make sure something like this never happened, or if it happened it was at least never recorded.
I mean, even before the viral "Developers developers developers developers" chant he was a nasty, sweaty mess.
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Did not know this existed.
The guy is less concerning than the crowd being into it. He's obviously on drugs, sure, whatever. The crowd (probably) isn't, yet they're celebrating it. I couldn't believe it. I only felt concern and cringe while watching.
No wonder we're fucked as a species.
Coke is a hell of a drug
More Steve Ballmer: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9VjvVZ-O4f0YL01BM4DgymzjiZqh9Y7w
Living in a van down by the river.
Things that are okay if you're white and rich but not if you're anything else. Also, cocaine is fun.
Give the man an aspirin.
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