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[–] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

AROOOOO MF'ER! NOW I'M ON MY WAY TO DENNY'S, TO GO GET A GRAND SLAM AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT!!!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    CRANK THAT HOG, THAT'S WHAT, BROTHER!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    YOU KNOW IT MF'ER!!! GAVE THE WAITRESS A GOOD TIP TOO, SHE'S ALWAYS REALLY NICE TO ME EVER SINCE BARB LEFT ME FOR AN INVESTMENT BANKER, SHE SAID I CRANK THE HOG IN INAPPROPRIATE PLACES BUT I SAID THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THERE AIN'T NO TIME OR PLACE WHERE I WON'T CRANK IT UP!!!??

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    I CAN'T FIND ANY FAULTS WITH THAT LOGIC!!!!!!!!

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    [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    YOU COULD CROSSPOST THIS TO !the_pack@lemmy.world IF YOU WANTED TO, MF'ER!

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    This would happen at a urinal or pool changing room and you’d start cranking and a kid would walk in and next thing you know you have a job at the White House all because of foolish vanity sometimes it’s ok to stay a gherkin u don’t need to be a gas station individually wrapped dill pickle all the time so to speak

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    It's why I'm always keeping it at half mast, it's not for me it's for the people

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    That new Iron Maiden album sure is weird.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    you have my consent to crank that hog all you want.

    I’m a bit curious how one’s motorcycle gets them erect, but I suppose with a bit of vibration, anything’s possible.

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