Years ago, I was walking through a college campus when I walked past a group of these people. As I walked past one lady asked what I felt about abortions and I said "They are sad" and before I kept going she asked if I wanted one of these. I looked at it and said "Oh, hell yeah, definitely". She looked at me for like 2 seconds and then said "No, not for you."

I did not get my rubber fetus that day :(

Lol

Pretty sure that's a stool sample.

Kojima