"Uh... What are you doing?"

girl, scraping tongue with paper towel "I'm gonna make it so dry for you..."

babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around

It's fucked up, but there's a reason why I had the best time with women who were insecure in their formative years. Even if they later realized they were beautiful they had a sense of needing to work to be desired.

And I could be all sorts of different reasons: used to be fat, grew tall way earlier than everyone else, was the only person of their ethnic group in their school, has a prominent scar or birthmark. But their adolescent experiences helped drive their attitudes towards others, and I found it most fun to date or even befriend people who had once had something to prove.

As an orthodontist, I don't see what the problem is.

For this type of meme we should always have the inverse for girl, it’s 2026 guys

What the fuck does this mean??