AI doesn't know how rowing works.

Terrible management, this boat just goes in circles

That's exactly what they mean, too.

Imagine the fun those guys could have jacking eachother off instead

This would be better in the form of a motivational poster template.

This is exactly how I feel about the US Office of the President.

You've gotta be one dumb motherfucker to be lighting fires and taking a sledgehammer to the decks below you.

What fucking good is money going to do you if you ruin the country? Where the fuck do you think you're going to live, you motherfuckers.

It's why I think Vance, even if a bad president, would do better than this orange shitstain. He wouldn't have bombed Iran.

To be clear, I'd like Vance to get a little more than half a term.

Nice! And about that whole "We're a family!" thing - you laid off your kids because they got chicken pox? Well alrighty then.