You forgot "We use JIRA so we are agile now. I assigned all tickets so get to work and be done at the end of the week sprint"
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On that subject, does anybody hate the term "Sprint" as much as I do?
"Sprints" are extremely quick events that last tens of seconds and are done at most once a day, but more often (in competition) a few times a month, or a few times in a day every few months.
You don't sprint for a full week every week. That's a marathon, maybe an ultra-marathon.
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Screenshotting a text post on the Fediverse, to post an opaque image on the Fediverse.
The post was right there to be shared.
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It's agile if the plan is constantly reviewed with every new information in mind and you can change what you are working in to better implement it.
If you do do Scrum, that's almost never the case.
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“Well, to get people to consider if our method is potentially applicable to their situation and needs, we need to give it descriptive names that sound dynamic and cool to get their attention. If it’s not right for their needs they’ll disregard it of course.”
The business idiots: “Hmmm, yes, fancy words, trendy, apply it immediately to everything so I can say I “over saw implementation” on my resume next time I hop jobs”
From experience most hate from project management systems come from people just don't understand it and implement it poorly. Usually the miss the point. Unfortunately those are the people who need the structure the most.
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ah-jee-lay… must be Italian!
Is there such a thing as a region called Agile in france? Or am i missing out the point of the joke?
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So that's Agile AOP then.
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