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agile (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 5 months ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 74 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You forgot "We use JIRA so we are agile now. I assigned all tickets so get to work and be done at the end of the ~~week~~ sprint"

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[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago (1 child)

The one I like is “we have no fucking idea what we’re trying to build other than a vague problem statement, so start testing already. This is Agile.”

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[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

”Our plan is to continuously make up new shit along the way and hope we eventually get something we can deliver”

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