How have I never heard this banger before?

Speaking of McDonalds, I seriously don't understand those still eating in in this day and age. It's overpriced pseudo-food. There is no benefit. I'd rather eat a decade-old military ration, or a plain block of tofu.

The only times I've even considered it in the past ten years are in a group of inebriated friends leaving a club/party who all want to eat, plus every other shop in walking distance is closed because it's midnight