transcription: i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them

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[–] 31 points 5 months ago

oh god i'm infected, oh god oh god oh no i can feel the transformation starting, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    U can't just bite people wtf??

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    and they never bite back? ;(

    butbutbutbut- yes that other commenter is right, biting is scary when too hard.... triggers my fight or flight kinda feels.... like when getting injections-

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    would love to... but most people dislike being bitten

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    For me it works something like this:

    I meet someone arguably compatible with me -> 98% chance they're not interested in men/2% chance I miss their advances on me then they get extremely upset at me -> I meet someone arguably compatible with me -> they live too far away from me, develop a crush on them, spiral into depression once I realize how hopeless the situation is -> back to start

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago
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    woof bite or meow bite?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    uzi doorman

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