Turkey's greatest national project, little known to the world, was painting their English county name on the ground in letters that can be seen from space
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Why did the alien go to Turkey, as opposed to other countries on Earth? I don’t get it, but then again, I don’t get out much.
No wait, this could work.
If modern society has shown me anything, humankind will stop at nothing when it comes to advertizing. Imagine how much further we could get the Voyager 1 with a team of marketers attempting to get the word out about Turkish hair transplants.
We could solve the Fermi Paradox in about 10 years lol
Akshually you can’t do these hair transplants if you are completely bald. Because the operation requires donor hairs the only thing they do is move hairs from a spot with hair to a bald spot.
Unless of course this alien has thick luscious hair on his chest.
So what you're telling me is the forest on my back might have a purpose after all
No one is saying that
Too short. Now, but your crotch area..
I think the implication is that the guy on our left donated their hair which makes even less sense
Oh yeah now I see it. Well now the alien has to swallow immunosuppressants their entire life otherwise the hairs will fall out.
It's likely that anyone with the technology to fly halfway across the galaxy also has the technology for xeno-grafting.
So it's easier for someone who had an organ transplant to have a hair transplant since they're already on immunosuppressants then?
What does Turkey have to do with it though?
We need more of these silly wholesome things, to distract from the usually Lemmy nonsense.
Sometimes they take beard hair to implant on the head
I have gone to several Thankgivings in my life, and yet I'm still losing my hair.
I am more worried about aliens listening to Turkish rap.
I can't believe you can just see "TURKEY" in big letters from space just like that. Must have spent a ton of advertising money.
They haven't even updated it to their preferred spelling of Türkiye!
They haven’t even updated it to their preferred spelling of Türkiye!
Turk here. That is not my preferred spelling, since , you know, exonyms are exonyms, and we sure as fuck did not take any action about Corn or Our "TurkeyLand" (Mısır, Hindistan [Egypt, India])
Also, it would be fucking hilarious if India ever changes their name to "Bharat" (or variant) since "Baharat" is "spice" in turkish.
I always thought the reason for wanting the change was silly, since the bird was named after the country.
you might not be aware of the various things turks have written on our own mountains/large hills, especially near military bases.
Huh..hmm now wondering from where on the alien's body it was transplanted
Not sure if we would like this to be the joke about aliens visiting turkey. I feel like we'd enjoy a tourist joke or astonishment at the "turkish way" if doing things.
This comic is objectively about doing things the Turkish way
not really. Us turks are less about traveling somewhere to get a deal on surgery than getting a bud to staple a wig on our head.
EDIT : Or desperately combing our interpersonal network to find someone that can get us a deal or some kind of preferential treatment (torpil, I see my fellow turks in here)
hahahaha well I can't argue with you past that point
What's the deal with the notoriety of Turkish hair plugs, then?
it's cheap for europeans to go to turkey to get this largely reliable and safe procedure done. Us being turks, have set up travel businesses to take advantage of this. Also, many europeans have large communities of turkish expats understand the local business systems, and have connections in turkey to set this up, so they have done so.
Fun things for people that don't know : Turks are fucking everywhere. And Turks love setting up businesses and selling shit. And we have a lucrative modern history of tourism for europeans. Also, the turkish economy is in shambles.
all of these combined lead to a lot of europeans traveling to turkey and getting hair plugs.
NB : I do not endorse traveling for medical treatment. I think I would advise against it actually, since flying after medical procedures is a bad idea, and you want to be in your home country if things go wrong.
That being said, some actually necessary medical procedures might need to be done abroad in case that capability is not in your home country.

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