My favorite messages are "Don't touch this file unless you talk to Gary. Don't import this file unless you talk to Gary. Don't even think about this file until you talk to Gary!" And Gary has moved on and hasn't worked there for years.

The most informative error messages: “Got a problem? See me.”

I remember that time Facebook had a random text in a page saying "This text should never be visible in production" or something like that.

"AI" is a travesty. Well, at least he was able to ping Aman.

real vibe coding is when 6 monster energy and music too loud