The Crackle gods heard your prayers. Thank you.

Dear cat jesus,

It's me again. All I want is to be well enough to go out Saturday night.

I'm in desperate need of a solo night of making random friends I'll probably never see again.

Treats will be dispersed amongst your people.

Out to dins for Boyo's birthday, everyone should wish him a happy birthday!!

panadol has been taken, every joint aches, have chills fever. I do believe this is the flu and i have been vaccinated too

now bed

If there another cold going around? Been getting chills and headache.

And has anyone seen Spud , did she get the job?

I am feeling very flat and unmotivated at the moment. I've been spending far too much time scrolling on Reddit instead of doing anything useful.

The good news from there is that the finance bro hive mind is slowly pivoting from outrage that they might have to pay more tax to poking and prodding at the new rules to try to figure out new stragegies and loopholes. Most of the 'loopholes' are along the lines of 'I'm just going to invest in things that get me income then' or 'I'm just going to pay off my investment property and keep it as an income producing investment' as if they are secret tricks they have found and not the exact thing the changes are supposed to lead to.

I'm gonna cook my husband a roast pork for dinner because it's his favourite (as well as spag bol) and he's a good man that doesn't ask for much. Please pray to the crackle gods for me. 🙏

There's an option through some HR software at work to wish people a happy birthday. You can do people with birthdays coming up for the next two weeks.

I think it would be really funny to sit there and batch wishing people happy birthday every now and then. This is an international company with a head office overseas, and there's also a sister company we have nothing to do with that uses the same internal systems.

I might do it for a while and see what happens, you can't get angry at me because I'm just being polite.

Thought I might be early to work this morning. Then I picked up one of the kids and sat on the couch to wake him up.

"Do you want to get off dad now so he can go to work?"

"No..."

Why are you smiling at this hour? Go to bed YarraByte!

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Northside Parent Battle of the Bands was pretty good as it turns out. One guy got to live his childhood dream and played the entire solo in Sweet Child O' Mine.

Just found out I can't use square brackets here the way I would at work...

Friend used Sentimental Object in a much more public way than I had anticipated. Feel more shit that I couldn't turn up in person, but the intent clearly got there