i watched American Pie to know how they look like

100% read that in Ice King's voice.

Here at Wages for Mages, we have all sorts of wizards for your magical staffing needs.

We have:

The Necromancer. The Pyromancer. The Pie Romancer. The Street Magician The Illusionist The Kill-anything Wizard

And last of all...

The Math Wizard.

Me, a Pansexual: Just give me the pie pan when you're done with the pie.

That's a very horny pie.

If I eat the wizard who ate the pie, do I get powers of both the wizard and pie, or do I have to eat them as seperate entrees entirely? Thinking of the dank elves, of course. You know why.