I'll add another one for the 2026 board:

World Governments on Age Verification:

"What about the children?? We need to protect them!"

World Governments on the rich cabal of pedophiles connected to Epstein:

"... So what do you guys think of that war in Iran the Americans started? Sure looks distracting right??"

How is babies having food supposed to maximize returns for investors? You're clearly not thinking rationally!

Yeah but I can have a conversation with my fridge.