I believe this is still a DUI even though the horse is smart enough to cause any trouble

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Horses are smarter than cars or bikes, faster than walking, and more available than public transportation in many places. I get his logic.

a horse walks into a beerstore, the clerk says "why the long face?"

You really shouldn’t drink and horse, man

I can't get my horse to get within a stone's throw of a truck that he's seen daily for 5 years but is apparently still the scariest thing on earth and will eat him.

If I tried to take him into a convenience store, he'd probably buck me off and drag me to death across the parking lot.

Hats off to this alcoholic*

FTFY

Idiot.

Cashier opens a plastic bag for the beer. Horse flips its shit and bucks him through the ceiling and kills itself crashing into every sharp thing in the store. Total legend only if he and the horse lived.

I'm joking, but that horse is clearly very not pleased to be in there.

No matter how drunk you get, the horse always remembers the way home.

Ask him about that year in college.

... legend entitled abusive inconsiderate reckless asshole.