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Fertility rate in Canada drops to 0%

Justin Trudeau announced his plan yesterday to drain cock juice from every Canadian resident as part of an initiative to become the worlds first asexual country, stating that "the splooge was #cancelled". By that night the pumping was already underway.

"We're all outta cum dude" says a frail Toronto resident

[smaller, not in all caps] Source: cbc.ca

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[–] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Its true. Im from Canada, near Toronto. This happened

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago

    This is so tragic, the cum harvesting has spread out of China and into Canada.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    😫😫 my dick still hurts from this. Thanks Trudeau! 😫😫

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    is this why Alberta wanted to gtfo ?

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    [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Was totally fine, tbh, would get squeezed again.

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