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[–] 23 points 6 months ago

Dominic, you rapscallion

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Someone post a chart of how hot you need to heat the keys for giving your brother the spicy keys N seconds after removing them from the oven.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Unfortunately the chart wouldn't be accurate. My hands vs, say, a French pastry chef are 2 very different numbers.

    This is not anecdotal either, when I was in college the French pastry teacher loved pulling sheet pans full of bread out of the bread oven (which sits at 550F) and hand it to students barehanded.

    If you asked him if his hands had any feeling in them, the answer was consistently 'ask my wife!'

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    You kinda can't do this any more because of all the electronic key fobs

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    🫱🏻 F A M I L Y 🫲🏻

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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    [–] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)


    There's also a chernobyl one but I couldnt find it

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Whoa. Thanks for the nostalgia.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    this would be so fun if you could microwave keys more than once

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