Mark woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked posterior. He stretched, his flanks lifting with his glutes as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on compression shorts, the sinews of his haunches prominently showing through the thin fabric. He bottomed buttingly to the stairs, and derriered downwards.
"He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair, she looked exactly like [you, the girl reading this], and he was very vampirey and mysterious"
Dan Brown writing men: "He had steely grey eyes and was very smart. Scientists thought he was an idiot but that's because he was smarter than them and didn't spend as much time writing papers. He did four hundred pushups and took a shower. 'Not bad for a fifty five year-old guy', he thought, which was smarter than other thoughts even if those thoughts had won prizes."
His pecs bounced pecily as he swung his football bat.
I'll admit I have never thought about it before now.
what I'd never thought about before now
If a man were to transform into a werewolf... would his dick transform into a canine one?
Expected a mirror to 'breasted boobily down the stairs,' but nope, monster fucker alignment chart.
Isn't this basically what romantasy is about?
… Go on.
You'd think being a Billionaire would be a turn OFF in this day and age.
Are people reading this erotica unironically class traitors?
We need to focus on important things! Is that penis perfectly sized in a human or a wolf form?
Well.. that was a rollercoaster!
HAHAHAHA
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