I have no idea what “storage” zoning means, but how does zoning allow industrial uses right next to a school? This is clearing not similar to a self-storage facility, but more like a small manufacturer

it would me a shame if the school did sports and events that make lots of dust.

This makes me think about simcity and how the issues with residential, commercial, and industrial squares would cause problems. Except here they can't just select the bulldozer. I don't know how to classify a bitcoin mining farm (agricultural 🤔 ) but it seems different than a school, which also is ambiguous (to me).

That's fine. Bitcoiners don't want to pay for public schools anyway. Fuck them kids. ;-)