For fuck's sake, stop mocking my pronunciation and help me find my gay card!

Stoike lmao

The unrealistic part of this story is that a stranger heard 'stoike' and knew he was referring to stoic.

I love all the content that comes from the gay supremacy universe.

a group of what?

Oh yeah, well, the gay store called, they're all out of you.

Nice. Whatever. Just let me know you find any other gay birds. I don't really care if they're the same, either.

Holy shit, I needed that laugh.