Crossposted from https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/68379072

Technically correct πŸ’°

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[–] 60 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] 21 points 6 months ago (4 children)

The title kind of ruins the punchline on this one...

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    "Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid with a human lower half and a fish top half? 😩"

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    That’s Mini Fantasy Theater, not Pepper & Carrot

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    I’m coining the taxonomical name β€˜Revermaid’. πŸ˜‰

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Ah, that's almost the same as one of my favourite folk songs...

    Great Big Sea's The Mermaid, about a mermaid and her sister, the reverse mermaid:

    But then one day, she swam away
    So I sang to the clams and the whales
    "Oh, how I miss her seaweed hair
    And the silver shine of her scales"
    But then her sister, she swam by
    And set my heart a-whirl
    Cause her upper part was an ugly fish
    But her bottom part was a girl

    Yes her hair was green as seaweed
    Her skin was blue and pale
    Her legs they are a work of art
    I loved that girl with all my heart
    And I don't give a damn about the upper part
    'cause that's how I get my tail

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp725C0_qyQ

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    "Sorry, I don't have hands to pay you with. Bye!"

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    [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Much improved

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