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Xbox is ditching Microsoft's Copilot AI (www.engadget.com)
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[–] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Xbox has adopted and abandoned AI in the amount of time I stopped playing, stopped paying for Live, and will maybe start again. (eta: if I don’t find something else that has 3D VR).

Weird, that.

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    [–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    What? Why does Xbox need copilot? Lmao

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago

    In theory:

    Player: "Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx's mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis."

    Copilot: "You exclusively play the multiplayer mode of AAA games so that's already assumed. Here's your list..."

    In practice:

    Player: "Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx's mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis."

    Copilot: "I can't help you with that but did you know you can subscribe to Microsoft® 365™ Copilot® for as little as $19.99, getting access to the industry standard in office productivity tools? Certainly xXx_360noscope_xXx will be impressed by your professional Outlook® presentations and seamless integration with Teams®."

    Player: "My penis isn't that small and neither is his."

    xXx_360noscope_xXx: "Yeah, dude. That was uncalled for."

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    • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    tbh, I am rather surprised at the very sudden shift on Xbox. Interested to see if it amounts to anything, in a year or two.

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    [–] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Constant W after W for xbox under the new CEO

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Yeah but they already alienated like 30% of their prior userbase before this.

    I am refreshed to see the pivot but I wonder if its too late for them especially seeing as how they are still dead set on having no exclusives at all for their consoles anymore.

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    • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    I'm going to wait for more details about Project Helix and where that's going to go.

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    [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    They had that shit on Xbox too? Lmao

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    • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    So annoying seeing these microslop retards getting praise for making the most basic obvious decisions half a decade to late. The last muppet absolutely wrecked the brand in the dumbest most out of touch way. This new lady has got a hard road ahead and i dont think she can do the classic Microsoft strategy of dumping money into exclusive games to force people onto platform. It won't work anymore there are way to many games.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I know my experience with the Series X was so lacking I cancelled my Xbox live and quite frankly wish I hadn't bothered to upgrade, a quicker loading time for games I can play on my Xbox one is absolutely not worth it

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    [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    New Xbox CEO doing well so far

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