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[–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

What? Why does Xbox need copilot? Lmao

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago

    In theory:

    Player: "Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx's mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis."

    Copilot: "You exclusively play the multiplayer mode of AAA games so that's already assumed. Here's your list..."

    In practice:

    Player: "Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx's mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis."

    Copilot: "I can't help you with that but did you know you can subscribe to Microsoft® 365™ Copilot® for as little as $19.99, getting access to the industry standard in office productivity tools? Certainly xXx_360noscope_xXx will be impressed by your professional Outlook® presentations and seamless integration with Teams®."

    Player: "My penis isn't that small and neither is his."

    xXx_360noscope_xXx: "Yeah, dude. That was uncalled for."

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