▲ 136 ▼ Xbox is ditching Microsoft's Copilot AI (www.engadget.com) submitted 6 months ago by themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/technology@lemmy.world 13 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 months ago (1 child) What? Why does Xbox need copilot? Lmao permalink fedilink source hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago In theory: Player: "Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx's mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis." Copilot: "You exclusively play the multiplayer mode of AAA games so that's already assumed. Here's your list..." In practice: Player: "Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx's mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis." Copilot: "I can't help you with that but did you know you can subscribe to Microsoft® 365™ Copilot® for as little as $19.99, getting access to the industry standard in office productivity tools? Certainly xXx_360noscope_xXx will be impressed by your professional Outlook® presentations and seamless integration with Teams®." Player: "My penis isn't that small and neither is his." xXx_360noscope_xXx: "Yeah, dude. That was uncalled for." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago In theory: Player: "Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx's mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis." Copilot: "You exclusively play the multiplayer mode of AAA games so that's already assumed. Here's your list..." In practice: Player: "Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx's mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis." Copilot: "I can't help you with that but did you know you can subscribe to Microsoft® 365™ Copilot® for as little as $19.99, getting access to the industry standard in office productivity tools? Certainly xXx_360noscope_xXx will be impressed by your professional Outlook® presentations and seamless integration with Teams®." Player: "My penis isn't that small and neither is his." xXx_360noscope_xXx: "Yeah, dude. That was uncalled for." permalink fedilink source parent