Only one of us lies, and only one tells the truth...

Unfortunately, they're all from the chapter "Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters" from The Big Book of Jokes for Minecrafters by Brian Boone.

> You can eat me, and I’m orange, but in Minecraft, there are no oranges.

> What am I?

> A carrot.

And the riddle is “give the cuties whatever they want before they murder you on the literal stairs of death”