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[–] 21 points 6 months ago

"Let's fuck a prime rib."

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    It is here folks! Finally we know about the god-devil deal! Info Wars made it happen!

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    So confused by the Harrison Ford bit, but this is perfect.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    Tim's going after Harrison Smith, took over as host of infowar's show The War Room after 10-year host Owen Shroyer departed late last year. He's basically become Jones' #1 ass-kissing acolyte and delivered the final monologue of old infowars.

    Smith also recently invited the onion team to "sit down and have a discussion" with him and Jones, so this is pretty much the response.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    "I'll say what I say to my beautiful granddaughter Kai, 'I'm NOT pulling out!'"

    Savage read 🤣

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    [–] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I hope that voice isn’t harmful to his normal speaking voice. So he can do this sort of thing for a long time.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Multiple comments say it's a filter. Either way, I too hope he can sustain it,

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    No way! I think that might be the newly common phenomenon of people labeling everything AI as a knee jerk reaction.

    I’ve heard an AJ filter before in a realtime voice chat with someone fucking with that sort of thing. And that sounded more like AJ and at the same time more synthetic than this does. IMO.

    I think this is really Tim here. But I wouldn’t be disappointed if it was a filter.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Rest easy, the patriots are in control

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago
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    [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    That freaking great lol.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Pffff. Couldn't muster him long. But you go, Onion! 😂

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    [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    I'm going to buy one of the new logo T-shirts.

    If they have stickers of it, it'd be fun to put them over top of the old ones all over the place.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Omg.. The timeline.. Its started healing.

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