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When I first got into my industry I was told "Don't put your dirty dick beaters any where you wouldn't put your dirty dick" (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 19 points 6 months ago (6 children)

For a certain type of person this is the wrong advice.

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 6 months ago* (5 children)

    I work around thousand plus degree metal, highly caustic/acidic chemicals, and lots of spinning shit (power plant operating engineer). You'd need a deathwish.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    No, just little attachment (metaphorically and soon to be literally, by the sound of your workplace) to your genitalia and a love of pain, I assume. I can think of a lot of people who fit that profile.

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    thousand plus degree metal

    What kind of metal? I can think of at least one gentleman who canonically would be in the market for an unfortunate schmelting accshident if you had the right kind.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    Yeah I learned a bunch about eunuch maker and extreme body mod recently. Guess everyone has their thing. Plus the more mainstream trans community.

    What kind of metal?

    Steel piping with super heated steam traveling through it mostly.

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    • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I wouldn't put my johnson on a shared keyboard or mouse for multiple reasons, so therefore I'm not going to type or click anything at work. Checkmate, HR.

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    • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Is this telling me to stick my fingers up a roosters uhh..

    Idk what rooster has.

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    • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    What am I supposed to do to my roo?

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    • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    ... cloaca?!

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    [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    So, my job WANTS me to spend all of my time gooning?

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