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[–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Attacked Defended against by a crab

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Quality shitpost lol

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I remember being at the beach as a kid, and a friend of mine showed me how to pick up a crab from behind where its claws couldn’t reach. So I tried it and did it wrong and the crab pinched the shit out of my thumb. So I threw it. And a bunch of seagulls came down and dismembered it alive.

    Take that, asshole crab. I wasn’t going to eat you but you felt like you had to prove a fucking point.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Please, I've had a crab on my head for free

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago*

    Crabs are cool, we should listed to them, start evolving ourselves.


    https://imginn.com/p/DAFbWmRxlnV/

    (Also eg yt/@HowieTheCrab)

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