A paid poop is one of life's simple pleasures
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Why do people censor things?!
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How does it go? The boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That's why I shit on company's time.
I work from home, mothafucka.
I used to work with someone who went for a shit 10 minutes into starting work. Took a full hour in the toliet. Then later would have his lunch for 30 minutes then go for another hour long shit
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Back when I worked for a health department there was pretty good evidence that people mostly shit at work.
I came across this evidence when inspecting homeless encampments which was also when I came to learn most of them fucking had jobs.
Then covid came around and all the remote workers started blowing up their septic systems because they'd never been used so much and during the daytime.
The sanitary overlap between tent cities and fancy farmhouses is much larger than you'd expect.
Shit your pants and go home early
Lady shit her panties or something? Who rubs the butt like that when they have to poop? I'm tightening the cheeks when I gotta do number two
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I poop twice a day at the office
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Not longer my problem
@sharkfucker420 i was known to poop on the clock so much folks would come find me to issue their questions.
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Walk to the farthest toilet in the facility that you can. Preferably the one near HR or upper management.
*shit
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