Thoughts and prayers

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[–] 58 points 6 months ago

When asked, the victims say they feel "rejuvenated"

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  • [–] 39 points 6 months ago

    People were healed of minor cuts and bruises more than a block away from the site.

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    [–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    It should have said something like -93 injured.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    INSIDE JOB STAGED BY BIG HEALTH POTION!! HEALTH POTIONS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    We could image that some ingredients needed in the fabrication process of health potions are actually dangerous and would kill you, or at least not heal you.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Turns out that to brew a health potion, you first have to brew a deadly poison, and then pass it through the mirror dimension to flip its properties.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 6 months ago

    I think the assumption here is that even if you did get injured by some of the caustic precursors, sharp assembly mechanisms, or anything else like that, you would inevitability ALSO have some of the final product fall on you and heal you.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago*

    In other news, TRAVEL ADVISORY:

    Horrific gestalt entity of seemingly randomly merged together limbs torsos and heads has been observed along the nearby interstate, begging passersby to 'end it all', in an atonal chorus of mournful voices.

    Commuters are advised that both panhandling and acknowledging the humanity of a panhandler are both punishable under the law.

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