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[–] 78 points 6 months ago (4 children)

It is no different than a human.

You could also have a beard, but if your neck, chest and crotch are hairy, your beard is connected to your bush in one long stretch of body hair

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    How do I delete someone else's post?

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  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    I can tell you that the source material for the hair image is definitely not a beard. For it to have been a beard, it would either need much longer hairs starting about halfway from the top, or a chin that would make Thanos look like Michael Cera.

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago

    OK I GUESS IT IS TIME TO QUIT THE INTERNET FOREVER BYE EVERYONE

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    Oh, but it is.
    It's the answer you didn't know you were looking for

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    That is a jiggly tuft.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Is a beard not just a mouth bush?

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    What is a bush, if not just a genital beard

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    One question: Why, why did you do this?

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    It's chest hair

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    ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ

    It's cursed, that's what it is!

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    both can be true

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    It would be a crime against humanity

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    This makes me uncomfortable for so many reasons.

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    That is a "happy trail" connecting beard to bush down the entire chest.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    It's obviously chest hair.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    ಠ_ಠ
    ➿️

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    This is my most reluctant upvote in a while.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Now there's a jigglypuff with some chest hair.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Honestly looks too low to be a beard. Most beards start closer to the mouth.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Beard since everybody knows pokemon only have one hole.

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  • Happy trail

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    the GIANT/ancient version is basically jigglypuff hitting puberty.

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    Really hope this doesn't awaken anything in me. Enough interwebs for today.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    No genitalia, so it's just general body hair.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    My wife first saw it and said, "That's not just chest hair?" So I'm gonna have to go with that.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Depend if blowjob beard. If missionary bush.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Any bush is a beard if your brave enough

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    I want to kill you now

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    It depends. What did you search for to get the picture of the hair...

    That being said

    I haven't seen facial hair that looks like that

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