The Democratic National Committee nominates Anakin Skywalker as their 2028 candidate, and this year, voting is compulsory (life sentence for not voting). Who's getting your vote?

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[–] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The Democratic National Committee nominates Anakin Skywalker as their 2028 candidate

Ugh, they'll put up anyone to keep Bernie from being the nominee.

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    If Saunders were nominated, and won in 2028, he would be 90 years old at the end of his term. Statistically, he would die before the next election. Y'all need to get rid of your old man fetish in politics.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    Darth Vader, then help Luke get that redemption going.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    At least Vader admitted he was wrong.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    Vader. We know from the sacred textes that there was some good in him. Trump shows no evidence of that.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Vader worked for the Empire, he was efficient.

    He hired some iffy contractors for the death star, but he never shit his pants once.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Vader, no question

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Darth Vader because as evil as he is, he’s at least consistent and actually believes what he says.

    Trump just believes whatever the last person who talked to him said or paid him enough to believe.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I would certainly vote for darth vader as he is as fictional as this scenario. I would vote lex luthor in the primaries though.

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