Five guy style twice fried French fries. Hamburger bun grilled cheese with processed cheese food slices, hot dogs from the air fryer. Fry sauce made from mayonnaise, ketchup and malt vinegar.

Ask your doctor if American food is right for you.

Cost per person: $2.40.

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[–] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Looks totally edible. I suppose that tastes it also good.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    This is an elevated version of the 'clear out the last few things from the fridge to make it to payday" meals I remember from my childhood. Needs to be plated on a TV tray in a cigarette smelling room to complete the meal.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (20 children)

    Adding air fryer hot dogs to my list.

    Sounds better than boiled hot dogs.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    It turns the absolutely cheapest hotdog into crispy skinned tasties. It is now my default method of all tube meats.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I should stock up on tube meats.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Twin was on the same wave length so we have some kielbasa for tomorrow!!

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Boiling is the worst way to prepare hot dogs. Even a microwave can produce better results. Boiling causes juices to leach out and the texture is no better than when it was taken out of the package.

    Notice how boiling is not listed on this page: https://nathansfranks.sfdbrands.com/en-us/articles/hot-dog-blog/how-to-cook-the-perfect-hot-dog/

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    the texture is no better than when it was taken out of the package.

    It's tough to improve on perfection!

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    In my other comment I said how I love them boiled but this reminds me - when I was around 5 years old I used to sneak to the fridge and eat raw hotdogs. So maybe that's why I love them boiled today?

    I hate microwaved hotdogs

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    I used to drive to the local Home Depot just to get the hotdogs they sold out front, then I learned they were so good because they were boiled and I just started doing it at home.

    Anyway, my point is, boiled hot dogs are the best hot dogs!

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    When I was in college my room mate boiled hot dogs in my electric tea kettle and I still haven’t forgiven her. It was in 2004.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I'm sorry that happened to you. Have you reached out to them to see if they want to apologize?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    It wouldn’t take away the memory of hot dog flavored tea, so what’s the point.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Lol that is nasty! I once got the flu after eating 2-3 hotdogs (I was a teenager) and puked them up. The taste of them coming up stopped me eating them for about 5 years. I imagine hotdog flavored tea wouldn't taste much better

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  • [–] 39 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    review by an American: the aesthetic is right, but all the details are wrong. would definitely eat it, would never have thought to make it. fascinating to be on the other side of how other cultures must feel about our attempts at their cuisine

    I'm sure someone somewhere has made that exact sandwich before, but not on purpose. that's the kind of thing you make because you're stoned or broke and it's all you've got right now

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    American here, @FauxPseudo@lemmy.world. Don't listen to this.

    That shit looks great. Looks like a sourdough bun from Jack in the Box. I don't eat a lot of food like this, maybe once or twice a year, but that there looks killer. Good job!

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Another American here, sure it looks great, but that wasn't the point of the comment. It's that it's not quite American food. I love malt vinegar as much as the next Anglophile but we don't really use it here except for fish sometimes, and sure I'd fuck up a hot dog sandwich but I've never heard of one outside of a struggle meal.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    As a North Carolinian, and that's as far as I go for the sake of anonymity,... this is mid-tier, as a southerner.

    Two upside-down hamburger-buns, two fried hotdogs, two slices of cheese and fries, the "default" of sides. This entire "meal" is roughly $5 of food for $2 of sustenance and I think you deserve better for yourself.

    American food? This is on the sloppier side of "American Food", there's more bread and starch on the plate than turnip greens, BBQ or at least some fried chicken, god forbid some stewed carrots or sweet potatoes or something.

    ALL THAT ASIDE

    Homie toasted the buns upside down for extra crispness, and I bet being soft on the inside makes the chew interesting, and the fries aren't exactly a low quality. The execution is top-tier, but I mean, come on.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    This isn't meant to represent any particular American dish. It's just a vibe of things American. I can't think of another country that could even offer something like this.

    Literally $2.40 of food.

    I'm in Lesser Carolina. Just 40 minutes south of Charlotte. Maybe you would prefer Carolina Bird Dogs?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Clearly not an American if you can afford healthcare

    Looks/sounds tasty!

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    As an American I have never in my life seen anything like this.

    It looks disgusting.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 6 months ago

    It's not a particular dish but a general American vibe. And as an American living in The South And having traveled around the world I can tell you this is the only place something like it could exist. Most countries don't even offer the ingredients necessary to make it.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I imagine quite salty, but delicious.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Who the heck puts hot dogs for the hamburger patty tho

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    People that have buns to use, hotdogs in the freezer and zero money.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    I wouldn’t call it American food as if its common

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 6 months ago

    If it was common I would have used its name. This has the vibe of American food. Ingredients that aren't available in the rest of the world combined together to form something that when you see it makes you know it only can exist in America.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Nobody in America is eating that.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Is that powdered sugar on the fries?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    My only real question, is how is the cheese with the dogs? I usually go cheddar, I feel processed would be a bit tangy for dogs.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    This gave me heartburn looking at it. Lol

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    I had to look up "twice fried French fries". Sounds great but do you have a way to do it without getting oil splatter everywhere? It's the reason I stopped frying my fries and baking them just isn't the same

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Use a deep pot. Fill it no more than 1/3 with oil. It makes maintaining 350f harder but it minimizes cleanup and fire risk.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    What do you do with the oil afterwards?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 6 months ago

    I keep it in an enamel cast iron Dutch oven. I keep using it and cleaning it until it's near time for a change. Then I'll do something that will ruin it like fried chicken. Then it goes in an oil container. When the oil container is full I bring it to our local trash drop off (we don't have trash service) and leave it on the dumpster where someone who recycles it will pick it up.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    They're not grilled cheese if there's a hot dog in it.

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    If you make a banana split, sit it on the counter, take a picture, say, "yep, that's a banana split". Then for whatever deranged reason you lay a fried hot dog on top, that's a banana split with hot dog.

    This is a grilled cheese with hot dog.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    The fries look insanely good. The hot dogs with the hamburger bun is an interesting choice. I've never seen anyone do that before. Grilled cheese is usually just normal bread, not hamburger buns. Grilled cheeses normally don't have anything thicker than a slice or two of turkey or ham. Great attempt imo.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    Hotdog sliced along length and fried flat on the pan... it may be controversial to some, but I'm a bit fan. It's not like those sausages were gonna give you much snap anyways!

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (3 children)

    Five guy style twice fried French fries.

    Wait, are typical fries in the US only fried once?!

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    They start with raw potatoes and cook them once. Let cool. Cook again before serving.

    A lot of fast food fries are cooked twice but are very different. They start with a potato stick, coat it in crispy making stuff, fry it, flash freeze it and then ship it to the restaurants for cooking again.

    But Give Guys doesn't want a thin crispy fry. They want a fat fry.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    I want to eat that, it looks delicious.

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