So today Iran said it was open, then Trump said it was open, then Trump said the USA was still blockading it so it was closed, then Iran said it was open but would close again because of the US blockade? And somewhere in the middle Trump might have said another time that it was open. Does anyone know what's going on?

Weekend market manipulation.

How many fucking times is everyone going to Wyle E Coyote this shit?

Is there a translator in the room when they meet or is each side just guessing about what the other is saying?

After the market closes for the week

So.. buy the dip.. or??

Schroedinger's strait. Open and close at the same time.

Strait of Economic Infarction.

It's so great that an absolute madman is in charge of our military and arsenal.

This is a misleading headline... there's a bit of ambiguity in the situation, it's not as clear cut as "closed again"

These guys are making it sound like it's something more than "the strait is open, but if the US blockade continues it will be closed again"

This article is trying to make it sound like it's "the strait is now closed again"

And round and round we go

Pool’s closed

Iran should add some moving platforms and make it a timing puzzle.

(sigh) God. Fucking. Dammit.