It'll be funny if fascism ends up failing in the USA not because of "our norms" or "our institutions" but because these particular fascists are a bunch of messy, incompetent queens.

Could it possibly be that he was never qualified for the job and is now stress-drinking and skipping work to cope?

Anyone got an archive link?

How can I line myself up for the job so I can leak the files?

I can only imagine their concern. After all, he alarms me when he's present and fully sober. I imagine it's a lot of work keeping up with cognitive dissonance. And one can hope he is kept awake at night fearing what will happen to him when the rule of law returns.

I would never wish rape on anyone, but I do hope he has nightmares about large cell mates.

You mean hiring Don jr’s coke dealer to run the FBI was a bad idea?

Sounds like he's drinking himself into a stupor, missing the next day as he recovers, and fears being fired.

Definitely the actions of someone with nothing to hide and a clear conscience!

Let's hope KIA

Lmao: FBI Director Kash Patel threatens to sue The Atlantic over ‘categorically false’ report alleging excessive drinking.

If he's missing how is he threatening to sue?

Can he stay missing? What if we promise not to look?

Beer is a dish best guzzled cold.

Has anyone check wafflehouse?

Huh... coincidence? https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/unearthed-fbi-document-leak-fuels-claims-epstein-introducing-melania-trump-despite-public-denials-1791838

Glug glug glug

I bet the Iranian hack only released non compromising material as a way to scare/extort him and now he is on edge.

Hopefully they'll find him in a few days rotting in the trumk of a car in an airport parking lot.

I wonder if ICE disappeared him.

Turns out covering up for pedophiles on behalf of Israel is destructive

What’s wrong with drinking and ordering the fbi plane to fly you and twenty best friends on a world wide bender?

Dude had his personal email hacked, dude totally thinking wife gonna have nudes leaked

Having a psychotic asshole for a boss can do that to you.

Gigachad. Put him in the oval office now. He's not insane. He's the opposite. Of. I dunno just give Xash the money

The denials from the White House serve only as damning admissions.

ya drink up some more budy

Shame. /s.