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[–] 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But I don't want to wait! Stomps dinosaur shoes

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Haha been watching Dinosaurs on streaming, silly and stupid. Plus if you look at the credits in IMDb you can easily figure out who did the voices, the ones with a single character name, I think most of the suit actors did a few. The suit actors must have been horribly underpaid for dealing with them. They look so heavy and hot.

    Cheesy and 90s? Yes. Worth watching for classic style sitcoms? Yes.

    Plus it's Mallory Archer (Jessica Walter) doing the voice of the mother but actually acts like a mother....she was always fantastic.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    The season finale predicted our future!

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    Your caption was far more hilarious than the image. For me, at any rate. Thank you for sharing and for the laugh, OP! LOL

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    This is why I'm wearing a tail not for any other reason how dare you accuse me?

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Life goals.

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    [–] 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    so like cool and all, but problem 1: that's additional weight when you want to be lessening weight. problem 2: according to the leading expert in knocking over old people (whose work was definitely consulted when designing this), >60% of falls (i think it was actually 75% but i want to be accurate) are due to vision problems, not gait problems. this only addresses gait problems.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I'm also wondering how you poop.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Like me specifically or in general because one of those questions is an emergency and I'm very sorry for taking so long

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Well, I'm not interested in one of those things, and I've already mopped up the mess. Apology accepted, begrudgingly.

    But I was actually wondering how seniors with limited mobility are supposed to poop with a 4 foot tail sticking out the back?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Well I imagine some of them have alternative buttholes. But also you should probably make it really easy to raptor-out and un-raptor-out. Like just as a safety thing in case your tail got fin fungus or sudden battery blowup disease (from unsafe robot dinosaur sex of course)

    Edit if you are going to have dinosaur sex of course it is going to be unsafe consensual nonconcessional robot dinosaur sex please keep up

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    stuff in the circle: real since 2019
    gramps walking the stairs: AI slop

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Mom, grandpa knocked everything over with his tail again

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Ooh I want sharpened barbs on the end of mine.

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